Don’t you just love stock photo ads?! Does it warm your heart when advertising fools you into thinking it’s real information? No? Well, the new website Things Real People Don’t Say About Advertising is just the sarcasm we need to sooth our ad weary eyes. This sampling of user submitted phrases from the site will definitely get you in the mood to click some banners ads.
Got something to say about advertising? Submit your own idea at tpdsaa.tumblr.com
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You just made my otherwise snowpocalyptic day.
not even a child would fall for this…
Someone else should do this, but make it funny.