Inside the Jumbled Mind of a Cinephile

If you’ve ever wondered what goes on inside the minds of the film obsessed, this detailed chart will give you the silver screen insight you’ve been craving.

Created by, if you study this information thoroughly you might just have every answer next time you play Scene It… just like your favorite film noir detective.


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  1. Me!

    There’s no Full Metal Jacket Director’s commentary, since you know Stanley Kubrick wouldn’t have recorded one but also he was dead before the movie was released on DVD. So I guess your little cartoon cinephile is a poser.

  2. Arthur Dent

    I’m a technophile. I don’t care about any of that other stuff, but I do obsess over aspect ratio, especially when the aspect ratio is incorrect. People always stretch out 4:3 material to 16:9 to “get more picture”. How can people watch something where everyone looks like Danny DeVito, and round objects are now ovals? How do that not drive other people crazy?! Do they have vision problems? Brain damage? HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE THAT IT’S WRONG?!

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